Week 6 Nominees

Yeah, I know I have been slow posting the winners. So what? Wanna fight about it? Will be faster this week (maybe/probably), so inspire me.

Week 5: Derek Anderson

Cleveland you have a problem. You have two quarterbacks and both of them are terrible. No, really. You know what the old saying is? If you have two quarterbacks, that means you really have none. Now, on to Derek Anderson. This man is a starting qb and could only manage 2 - 2! - completions. Against the Bills, a team that does not know what rushing the passer even means. That is the very definition of FAIL. This is a man that got the job after overrated whiner extraordinaire, Brady Quinn, got pushed violently onto the bench.

Now I know that two of you suggested Mike Sims-Walker, but how are you going to blame that man for trying to get laid. He needed to get laid to have a good game, he just wasn't smart enough to get a hooker to come to his room. Stop Hatin!

Week 5: Nominees

Excite me!

Week 4 Ho Stable: The St. Louis Rams

The picture on the right perfectly encapsulates why the St. Louis belong in the ho stable. The Rams are about as athletic as the man in the picture. They are about as smart as the man in the picture. They run as fast as the main in the picture. Those are problems. They are sad. They might as well not even field a team. They are terrible, on offense, on defense, and once Limbaugh buys them, they will even be terrible at being owned.

A Haiku for the Rams

Look at the wack Rams.
Miami's defense ran wild.
Hoes sit your ass down.

Week 4 Nominees

Leave 'em and weep.

Week 3 Ho Stable: Drew Brees

Look at this man's casual appearance and relaxed demeanor. This man is Drew Brees. Every year, dear Drew does this to everyone. He starts off smoking hot, throwing a bunch of tds and being cool. And then he relaxes, puts on his flip flops and starts fuckin' up. No touchdowns for Brees this week. That's not a surprise to anyone who's watched his performance over the last couple years. Start hot and then become cold as ice.

Again Brees has finished the season already, even though it just started. If he's the same way in the bedroom, I feel sorry for his wife.

Week 3 Nominees

What's the word? I'm anticipating quite a few from you guys this week. Some of the better teams went down because of some crappy shit.