The picture on the right perfectly encapsulates why the St. Louis belong in the ho stable. The Rams are about as athletic as the man in the picture. They are about as smart as the man in the picture. They run as fast as the main in the picture. Those are problems. They are sad. They might as well not even field a team. They are terrible, on offense, on defense, and once Limbaugh buys them, they will even be terrible at being owned.
A Haiku for the Rams
Look at the wack Rams. Miami's defense ran wild. Hoes sit your ass down.
1. McNabb's 5th Cousin [5-1-0] 2. William Shatner Club [4-2-0] 3. The Hoodies Cometh [4-2-0] 4. Save the Drama [4-2-0] 5. TopFlight Twats [4-2-0] 6. gEEk squad [3-3-0] 7. The Dog House [2-3-1] 8. Litigate This [2-4-0] 9. Moonlit Alpacas [1-5-0] 10. no name [0-5-1]