Week 4 Ho Stable: The St. Louis Rams

The picture on the right perfectly encapsulates why the St. Louis belong in the ho stable. The Rams are about as athletic as the man in the picture. They are about as smart as the man in the picture. They run as fast as the main in the picture. Those are problems. They are sad. They might as well not even field a team. They are terrible, on offense, on defense, and once Limbaugh buys them, they will even be terrible at being owned.

A Haiku for the Rams

Look at the wack Rams.
Miami's defense ran wild.
Hoes sit your ass down.