Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Week 4 Nominees

Leave 'em and weep.


Adam said...

Oh hoes, oh hoes, oh hoes, what have you done to me lately? This week, to borrow a segment from Countdown with Keith Olbermann, this week's Worst Fantasy Football Players in the world.

The bronze goes to Ted Ginn, Jr. 22 rushing yards, 4 receiving yards. Wait, you're a wide receiver. What the fuck are you doing with more rushing yards than receiving yards? You have it all backwards you dumb mother fucker. Oh, wait, you went to Ohio State. Never mind.

Our runner up is Darren McFadden. 5 receiving yards, 3 rushing yards. Oops, my mistake, -3 rushing yards. All of this fine production before doing down to a knee injury. Don't feel too bad for the former Arkansas running back. During his down time, Bill Clinton is going to sneak him some fine Arkansan swine just as the state troopers did for him while he was governor.

But our winner is Braylon Edwards. Fantasy stats of the week - 0 receptions, 0 yards, and 1 punch landed. Apparently, his ability to drop and miss everything, including passes to his hands, doesn't apply at nightclubs when he picks fights with 130 pound men.

Mike_in_MD said...

The hoes have lost their swagger this week. Maybe it was the bye week that let them sit at home in their mega-mansions and nurse their injuries. They are sure to come out in full-force as the season progresses.

#1: Marcus "Brees' BFF" Colston - 33 receiving yards, 0 TDs. Now we can't even blame this on Brees. You had the ball thrown at you 6 times and you only caught 2 of them. 2 of them were deep balls too that could been touchdown passes. The Jets defense is not THAT good. Man up, grown a pair and do what you are paid to do.

#2: Brett Favre, NFL Monday Night Football crew, ESPN, et. al. Can you guys ride Favre any harder. This guy is gonna burn the Vikings just like he did the Jets last year. Please retire and go record a Wrangler commercial. You whored yourself out on a Sears commercial to make it worse.

Can being a Raiders fan be any harder this year? No TDs in the last 2 games. Al Davis please stop the madness! Thanks Tom Cable for smacking around your estranged former assistant coach making us even more a joke around the league.

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Jeff said...

The Rams for two reasons 1) for allowing SF to score 39 FF points on Defense; 2) for entertaining a purchase offer that would place Rush Limbaugh as a partial controlling owner. Well if purchase bid is successful, at least the Rams players won't have to worry about random drug tests because that might make Rush look like a hypocrite... oh wait, http://www.opednews.com/articles/Hate-and-Hypocrisy-Pays-We-by-Anthony-Wade-080703-506.html

I'm curious if Rush thinks he's buying the Bloods or the Crips?