Thursday, October 15, 2009

Week 5: Nominees

Excite me!

4 comments:

Adam said...

And now, it's time for our number 2 story, Week 5's Worst Fantasy Football Players in the World ...

3. The bronze goes to "Wha'cha Talkin' About Willis" McGahee. Entering Week 5 he had 201 rushing yards, 54 receiving yards and 7 TDs for the year. After Week 5, he had 7 TDs, 58 receiving yards, and 199 rushing yards for the year. Notice anything there? His total rushing yards went BACKWARDS, which, coincidentally (?), is the same direction his career is going ...

2. Our runner up is the Buffalo Bills. Your opposing quarterback, Derek Anderson of the Cleveland Browns (no, not Peter Griffin's neighbor) goes 2 for 17, has a QB rating of 4, and your team loses 6 to 3. Seriously?

1. But our winner is Mike Sims-George-Walker-Bush-Texas-Ranger, Pimp Extraordinaire. This guy has been fantasy stud lately, a diamond in the rough. He came on in Week 2, and had amassed nearly 300 yards and 3 TDs through Week 4. However, he was deactivated for his Week 5 game against the Seahawks. Why, do you ask? According to reports, Sims-Walker missed bed check the Friday night before the game due to "a late-night rendezvous with a lady friend." Guess he couldn't bear the thought of seeing "Star Light" only after the game.

Matt said...

I'm with Adam and vote for Mike Sims-Walker. If he'd actually played, maybe I wouldn't lost this week (or at least not lost so badly).

Mike_in_MD said...

It has to be Derek Anderson. Honorable mention to the Buffalo Bills. Man was that game an ugly, low-scoring affair. Only 2 completions? Not doing too good proving that you are winning back your job. If only Quinn didn't suck as much as you, the bench would be your new friend. On the bright side, Braylon had a nice game with his new team and he actually caught and held onto balls. The Browns are that terrible. Looks like R. Crennel wasn't the problem. Maybe you should change your uniform colors!

Adam said...

The problem isn't the uniforms of Cleveland, the problem is the owner, general manager, and especially the head coach - Eric Mangini. That fucker couldn't coach a team with talent, and they think he can do that in Cleveland with less talent? Plus, after only 5 games, according to local press, half the team can't stand him and wants him gone. He can't coach, he can't do shit. Cleveland fucked this one up! It's time to fire that mother fucker, get rid of the GM, and the owner needs to hire a real GM and stay the fuck out of the way.