Thursday, October 15, 2009
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New hoes every Sunday!
The HSD! Ho Stable:
Ho Sit Down FF Standings
1. McNabb's 5th Cousin [5-1-0]
2. William Shatner Club [4-2-0]
3. The Hoodies Cometh [4-2-0]
4. Save the Drama [4-2-0]
5. TopFlight Twats [4-2-0]
6. gEEk squad [3-3-0]
7. The Dog House [2-3-1]
8. Litigate This [2-4-0]
9. Moonlit Alpacas [1-5-0]
10. no name [0-5-1]
2. William Shatner Club [4-2-0]
3. The Hoodies Cometh [4-2-0]
4. Save the Drama [4-2-0]
5. TopFlight Twats [4-2-0]
6. gEEk squad [3-3-0]
7. The Dog House [2-3-1]
8. Litigate This [2-4-0]
9. Moonlit Alpacas [1-5-0]
10. no name [0-5-1]
3 comments:
And now, it's time for our number 2 story, Week 5's Worst Fantasy Football Players in the World ...
3. The bronze goes to "Wha'cha Talkin' About Willis" McGahee. Entering Week 5 he had 201 rushing yards, 54 receiving yards and 7 TDs for the year. After Week 5, he had 7 TDs, 58 receiving yards, and 199 rushing yards for the year. Notice anything there? His total rushing yards went BACKWARDS, which, coincidentally (?), is the same direction his career is going ...
2. Our runner up is the Buffalo Bills. Your opposing quarterback, Derek Anderson of the Cleveland Browns (no, not Peter Griffin's neighbor) goes 2 for 17, has a QB rating of 4, and your team loses 6 to 3. Seriously?
1. But our winner is Mike Sims-George-Walker-Bush-Texas-Ranger, Pimp Extraordinaire. This guy has been fantasy stud lately, a diamond in the rough. He came on in Week 2, and had amassed nearly 300 yards and 3 TDs through Week 4. However, he was deactivated for his Week 5 game against the Seahawks. Why, do you ask? According to reports, Sims-Walker missed bed check the Friday night before the game due to "a late-night rendezvous with a lady friend." Guess he couldn't bear the thought of seeing "Star Light" only after the game.
I'm with Adam and vote for Mike Sims-Walker. If he'd actually played, maybe I wouldn't lost this week (or at least not lost so badly).
It has to be Derek Anderson. Honorable mention to the Buffalo Bills. Man was that game an ugly, low-scoring affair. Only 2 completions? Not doing too good proving that you are winning back your job. If only Quinn didn't suck as much as you, the bench would be your new friend. On the bright side, Braylon had a nice game with his new team and he actually caught and held onto balls. The Browns are that terrible. Looks like R. Crennel wasn't the problem. Maybe you should change your uniform colors!
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