Monday, September 21, 2009

Week 2 Nominees

Leave 'em here. Make 'em good.

4 comments:

Adam said...

It pains me to do this, but my first nomination is Tom "Blow The Whistle So He Won't Hit Me" Brady and Randy "I Got It, I Got It, I .... Don't Got It" Moss. I know the Jets are an improved team this year but Jesus the Pats OWNED them since 2000! Tom Brady had never lost a game at The Meadlowlands. 0 Tds, 1 Int, and Moss only catches 24 yards. 24 yards!!! Clearly, both are spending too much time with Tom's wife Gisele and not enough working on their passing and catching skills.

Adam said...

The Former Mr. Jessica Simpson - Tony Romo. Maybe he was upset because he dumped Jessica. Maybe he was upset because Jessica's dog was recently snatched by a coyote (no joke!). Maybe it was all of the lights, glitz and glamor of opening the new billion dollar stadium. Or, maybe, Romo just f*cking sucks! He looked like a shit head out there - 3 INTs on the biggest stage and biggest night of his career. I guess the coyote also snatched his balls from Jessica's purse.

Matt said...

Two options:

1. Tom Brady (for the reasons Adam said)

2. Atlanta's defense. You're playing the Panthers with Delhomme at QB -- how do you give up 20 points, and only have two takeaways?

Mike_in_MD said...

Jamarcus Russell: 7-24, 109 yds, 0 tds. What? Those are backup high school quarterback stats...

Tom Brady: Boy, you sure fooled me last week to think you were back. Thanks for nothing this week.

Yo Matt, I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish, but Adam had one of the best HSD nominations of all time!