Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Week 2 Ho Stable: Carson Palmer

A wiener eating a hot dogA lot of teams live and die by their QB. If, like me, your QB is Carson Palmer, I'm sure you're picking out grassy plots and headstones for your team. Remember last year when Palmer had that monster game against another weak Ohio team and everyone thought he was the cat's pajamas? Yeah, not so much. As it turns out, Carson Palmer kinda sucks. Photographic evidence, at left.

This week, he had the stats of a champion person who should be working at Burger King: 137 passing yards, no tds, 2 interceptions. Is this man really a starter? Why? There is nothing top flight about this twat. Add his terrible stats to his terrible haircut, and what he needs to do is clear. Carson Palmer, sit your ass down.

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